Downer takes the ACT then proceeds to have a horrible weekend

So i haven’t posted in a while cause I’ve been busy living my life instead of blogging so if you’ve been eagerly awaiting the next post and wondering what was taking me so long then you need to re-examine your life and do something else with your time (like clicking my ads you cheap bastards it wont hurt you). Anyway back to the Story so Saturday i had to take the ACT which for those of you who haven’t taken it is the equivalent of masturbating with sand paper Slow, Painful and wholly unsatisfying. As i walked in i was met with a huge line (keep in mind its like 8 in the morning so I’m stumbling around very disoriented). This line was an assortment of "ballers on budgets" and baby-mamas not the line im waiting in i decide i am more important and cut my way to the front this one cracked out looking guy with a vending machine chain was very upset by this

Crack Fiend: "Mane cuh you caint be breakin da whole line  dats sum bullshit"

I dont know how to respond so i begin to quote random rap lyrics i was listening to on my way there.

Downer: "Dont be tripping bruh money controls everything around me"

Crack Fiend: "da hell you talkin about mane"?

Downer: "i wont hesitate to throw a bitch in da trunk"

He finally decides i am not worth his trouble and leaves me alone i get signed in and go to my room. When i get there i am seated next to the fattest nastiest Puerto Rican girl i have ever seen in my life seriously blind guys would turn this girl down she was repulsive. The worst part was she was so unhealthy her breathing was just straight wheezing she sounded like a fish that’s been drug on the land for like 10 minutes and is nearing death it was awful. I won’t get in on the details of the test we all know it sucked and there a fewer happier times then when I was released from there.              After that i went to eat with some friends but in order to do this i had to go through youree drive traffic. I can see my destination all I have to do is get into the turning lane which means someone’s gotta let me over. The woman next to me is my only hope so i lean out of the window and motion to her which she completely ignores. I decide i need to be more forceful.

Downer: "(literally leaning out of the car and screaming)"if you do not let me over i will murder i am not joking i will make Charles Manson look like an alter boy. DO YOU HEAR ME LET ME OVER YOU SLUT!

We all know what happened she didn’t let me over and i was forced to fight traffic for another fifteen minutes  which is why i have decided to blame women drivers for everything and really all womens rights in general are the blame. If 60 years ago men would have not given in to Susan b Anthony and her dyke friends we wouldn’t have to deal with this shit and i could have got to chick fil a peacefully.        After chick-fil-a i go home to sleep off this horrible morning. I wake up to go out that night and meet my friend "gnome" at McDonalds. This poor tiny Asian women in front of us takes like 3 minutes thinking about what she wants but it is to much for me to handle.

Downer:"JESUS BALD HEADED CHRIST WHATS ARE YOU LOOKING FOR MC-SEABASS ITS THE DAMN MCDONALDS MENU ITS BEEN THE SAME FOR 20 YEARS ITS ALL MCSHIT.

 She promptly runs away in  terror and the manager comes to ask me and gnome to leave. Gnome is upset by this, he has just finished a double (12hours) shift and is starving not to mention he is already one of the angriest people i know.

Manager:"You two gonna have to leave now yall cant be screaming like that in here"

Gnome:"This is bullshit we cant get kicked out of a McDonalds, this is the biggest shithole on earth THIS IS WHY WE COME HERE because we can do whatever the hell we want in here.

Manager:(to me) "you need to get your little friend out of here before i call the police"

Downer:"Will do, we shall take are business to wendys and as for you well i hope you enjoy wasting your life in the fast food industry.

Thats about it really, went to Wendy’s split up with gnome, went to an after party for sadies then woke up to get skull-raped in a lacrosse game i have to say this weekend will probably rank among my least favorite in  life.