Special Snow Post:Downer and friends conquer Snow Troll

Today i awoke to look outside and immediatly went from six to midnight. The ground was covered in over 3 inches of snow and i have never been more excited. I called up my two of my friends who we will refer to as  "B-Ray" and "Gnome" and told them to come over. When they arrived we began rigging up the four-wheeler for dragging Gnome down the street at unsafe speeds but of course we didnt tell him that. As soon as i began dragging him we lost control and he flew into someones mailbox effectively destroying it. Me and B-ray were preparing for a hasty get away from the scene when the owner of said mailbox came out side and they were pissed.

Douchemailbox:"you damn kids broke my mailbox your going to have to pay for that"

Noticing that this mailbox owner was an overwieght houswife who probably was just angry at being interrupted from her stories i decided to make fun of her a little bit.

Downer:"Hey i cant hear you, waddle your big ass closer and then well talk"

SnowTroll: (obviosly mad about the big ass comment)"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY"

Gnome:"you heard him fats not hanging over your ears like it is your belt"

B-Ray:dude lets just get out here she might call the cops

B-rays fear of police intervention seems logical to me so we begin to load up the four wheeler to leave but then fatty decides she isnt done with us and attempts to leave the safety of her porch to come accost us.

SnowTroll:You are the most disrespectf...

Thats all she got out right before her feet flew above her head as she slipped on her icy steps and came crashing down with enough force that im a bit worried that Haiti may be in for another earthquake.This embarassment seemed to take the fight out of her and she crawled back inside defeated. Being the gracious boys we are we let her feel our wrath.

Downer:"didnt go as well as you thoght it would did it shrek?"

B-ray:"how much ice cream is it gonna take to get over this emotional damage?"

Gnome: "I bet if we painted her Black and white and took her to the beach all the seals would run like hell"

Satisfied with the insults and property damage we left and celebrated with a victory meal at Mcdonalds